Learn everything about this blonde, sensual and career-oriented busty superstar
Originally published in SCORE Magazine
Conducted by Editors at SCORELAND.COM

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Her name is Mary Carey, and before you saw her in the March ‘03 issue of SCORE, you might have heard and seen her somewhere else. Like, on The Howard Stern Show, when Mary Carey made an unusual deal with Stern. She wanted free plugs for her website. He wanted to humiliate her. He asked her questions. If she got a question right, he gave her a free plug. If she got a question wrong, she had to dip her head into a toilet bowl. Disgusting stuff, but Mary Carey got her plugs and a wet head.

Yes, she is a performer. And she’s a trip. The DD-cup blonde from Florida by way of Cleveland, Ohio, was majoring in theater at a college in Fort Lauderdale, and has appeared on HBO’s Real Sex. In the June issue of SCORE, we saw her performing girl-girl sex with Brittany Love -another huge boobs pornstar-, thereby fulfilling half of her fantasy: to have a threesome with Brittany and pop star Christina Aguilera. Perhaps Linsey Mckenzie may come in the future.
While waiting for this interview to start, Mary stood around wearing just a bra and no panties and played with her pussy. Which seemed like a good place for us to begin. The interesting thing about Mary is that she has a way of seeming totally innocent yet she’s raunchy at the same time. We still haven’t figured out this paradox.

SCORELAND.COM: Mary, a couple of things are going on here. First of all, your nipples are poking out of your bra.
Mary: I know. They’re always doing that. [Tries to tuck them back in] Bad boobs! Behave!
SCORELAND.COM: And we see you’re not wearing any panties.
Mary: No, I’m not. [She spreads her legs very wide]
SCORELAND.COM: Look how flexible you are.
Mary: In high school, they used to call me Gumby Girl. [Mary does a split]
SCORELAND.COM: How come?
Mary: ‘Cause I used to do cheerleading and ballet, and I used to do all this splitting. I used to walk into classes and lift my leg over my head. I actually won a freak show in 10th grade because I was a human pretzel on the floor in front of my entire class.
SCORELAND.COM: How flexible are you?
Mary: I’ll just have to show you. [She turns onto her stomach and spreads her legs across the bed] I had my legs like this the first time I did it doggy style. The guy couldn’t believe it.
SCORELAND.COM: You can have sex that way?
Mary: Or I can have sex this way. [She stands up and puts one leg over her head, balancing on the other leg]
SCORELAND.COM: You can have sex that way and not fall? Amazing!
Mary: Well, to have sex this way, I have to hold on to something. And then I can do it this way [gets on the bed and straddles it with her legs spread completely open], with my legs totally out.
SCORELAND.COM: So you vibrate your tush, and the guy comes in two seconds, right.
Mary: [Laughs] Yeah, pretty much. And then I can do this. [Rolls back on the bed, and puts her legs behind her head]
SCORELAND.COM: Do you have sex like that, too?
Mary: It depends on if the guy has a small penis, because if it’s small, yes. If it’s a medium penis, no, because then it hurts and goes into my intestines.
SCORELAND.COM: What’s small?
Mary: Well, I like penises under seven inches. Seven inches is too big for me. I have a shallow pussy.
SCORELAND.COM: Now, why does Howard Stern love you so much?
Mary: Because I clean his toilet bowl with my hair. [Laughs] Because I’m talkative. Bubbly. And his crew really likes me.